Jim Jefferies destroyed Kyle Sandilands on radio this morning.
The comedian agreed to roast Kyle in honour of the KIIS FM radio star’s 50th birthday.
Jefferies admitted he was hesitant to take part in the segment because he’s “not much of a roast master” and because he doesn’t know Kyle very well at all.
But Jefferies, who is touring Australia later this month, didn’t hold back. He delivered a number of brutal one-liners to the radio host:
• “Happy birthday to Kyle, 50 years old. I’d like to do your 60th but I doubt we’ll make it to that.”
• “I had to read up about you before I did this. I never knew you were homeless. F***ing hell, you couldn’t be homeless anymore. You couldn’t live in the gutter unless it was a f***ing four-lane highway. Imagine this fat c**t showing up at a soup kitchen.”
• “Kyle, I found out you’ve been the most hated celebrity in Australia six times, and that’s twice after Rolf Harris was convicted as being a paedophile.”
• “Some people have called you a sugar daddy but with your size it should be a diabetes daddy.”
Despite the roast being about Kyle, Jefferies saved his most brutal insult for Jackie O.
“I knew very little about Jackie O,” the comedian said. “I found out she used to be married to Ugly Phil … You have a lot in common, Jackie O, with the original Jackie O (who was married to US President John F. Kennedy). You sit next to important men and you contribute nothing!”
“What the f**k?” Jackie yelled. “This isn’t about me, Jim. This is a roast on Kyle!”
A number of celebrity guests called in to The Kyle and Jackie O Show to wish Kyle a happy birthday this morning, including, Donald Trump Jr, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban.
Guy Sebastian and Tones And I both performed special songs for the radio host.
Jim Jefferies’ national tour of Australia kicks off this month, with two new shows in Sydney and Brisbane just announced – head to www.frontiertouring.com for all the info